http://www.elefanthouse.com/roflmao/videos/index.html A Collection of Worthless Stuff en-us Copyright 1998-2005, ELEFANTHOUSE.com, MDH Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:36:48 GMT http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v020_bbqfeed.mov http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v020_bbqfeed.mov Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:20 GMT I don't even know how to describe this one yet... 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This new and highly effective auto security feature is sure to take the country by storm. File Size:3053KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v014_gotgame.avi http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v014_gotgame.avi Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:14 GMT ROFLMAO — Boys will be boys, and men will be... well, pigs. :) File Size:1774KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v013_blinddate.avi http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v013_blinddate.avi Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:13 GMT Blind Dating Tip #253: Be aware of your surroundings. Watch as this veteran blind dater forgets this important tip in what becomes an embarrasing lapse in judgement. File Size:1421KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v012_wedding.mpg http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v012_wedding.mpg Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:12 GMT :::shaking head::: Oh boy! This bride sure is a keeper! File Size:3546KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v011_tabasco.mpg http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v011_tabasco.mpg Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:11 GMT Ever wonder what forces are at play while witnessing a natural disaster — such as a meteor shower? You might think you have it all figured out. Then again, Mother Nature always seems to come up with a suprise now and again. File Size:1374KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v010_basketball.mpeg http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v010_basketball.mpeg Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:10 GMT Whoa! Can you spell idiot?! I don't know what this guys was thinking, but it looks like his strategy just... might.. work! I mean, who is gonna cover him, not me! As far as I'm concerned, clear sailing all the way to the boards. Thanks Rus! File Size: 2665KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v009_just_married.mpeg http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v009_just_married.mpeg Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:09 GMT This is your standard wedding fairy tale. First come love, then comes marriage, then comes... the biggest shock of your married life! If you already have, or if you are thinking about putting a ring on her finger, I strongly suggest you check out this video for a pre-wedding day tip. File Size: 1129KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v008_shovel_attack.mpeg http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v008_shovel_attack.mpeg Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:08 GMT Who in hell knows what some hooker was thinking when he took a shovel to this guys head — maybe this was a home version of MTV's Jackass; maybe revenge for cheating with his girl; maybe he's a freakin' psycho? All I know is this has gotta hurt! File Size: 275KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v007_randy_vs_dove.avi http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v007_randy_vs_dove.avi Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:07 GMT You have probably already seen this classic footage of MBL picther Randy Johnson vs. a poor ole feathery Dove. If not, you are in for a double treat of humor and physics as you see what happends to a bird when it tries to catch a baseball. File Size: 861KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v006_turbo_van.mpeg http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v006_turbo_van.mpeg Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:06 GMT Try not to blink as you watch a 1989 Dodge Caravan smoke a Chevrolet Camaro at the 1/4 mile. Check out the owners website and see for yourself how he turned an $800 junker into a mullet-turning, rug-rat toting, speedster. File Size: 925KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v005_john-west-red-salmon-bear-fight.mov http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v005_john-west-red-salmon-bear-fight.mov Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:05 GMT This is a fabulous commercial from John West Salmon. In what is John West Salmon's first outing on TV for more than 10 years, the campaign features a bear fighting with a fisherman over fish. Who do you think will get the fish? File Size: 1904KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v004_sheep.mov http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v004_sheep.mov Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:04 GMT Apparently when I was a kid I wanted to raise sheep and become a farmer, just like my grandfather. Had I known that sheep hearding was so much fun, I might have actually worked to become that farmer I always wanted to be. File Size: 674KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v003_schoolbus.mov http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v003_schoolbus.mov Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:03 GMT In this clip, a grade school student saves the day when the bus driver has a heart attack. He brings the bus to a stop and kids end up suffering only minor injuries. The REAL hero, however, is the pint-sized kid sitting in the back seat on the right. ROFLMAO! File Size: 453KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v002_wiring_wuss.mpeg http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v002_wiring_wuss.mpeg Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:02 GMT This been passed around as "How to Tell if Your Best Friend is a Wuss". In this video, a guy plays a joke on his friend as they install/repair a light switch. Keep your eye on the skinny guy with the banana!! File Size: 663KB.]]> http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v001_basketball.mpeg http://www.elefanthouse.com/images/roflmao/videos/eh_v001_basketball.mpeg Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:57:01 GMT It's the final seconds of the game… down by only one point, a player on the losing team gets their hands on the basketball and makes a desperate throw for the basket way far away on the other end of the court. Does he hit his target? File Size: 839KB.]]>